Ironies, Jokes, and a healthy dose of Sarcasm

From a dude in California that actually ISN'T blonde, DOESN'T wear Birkenstocks, and DOESN'T surf all day. Imagine that?!
My name's Patrick btw.

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

(via maplab)

his last vow  //  insp. 1/2

(Source: wolfholmes, via maplab)

“this didn’t happen in the books”

—    ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

(via maplab)

screencaps via (x)

(Source: oprelianamoeba, via maplab)

death-by-lulz:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie

(via bonzokazooie)


(everyone laughing hysterically)
deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

(via maplab)

kingkristoffs:

Pixar Short: Hawaiian Vacation

(via bonzokazooie)

"We’re back to the conversation we were having earlier." (x)

(Source: blavvndee, via bonzokazooie)

(Source: ikolism, via dannyavidaaamn)

(Source: aronpaull, via dannyavidaaamn)

“i honestly don’t remember doing that”

—   me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

(via dannyavidaaamn)

rinface:

sammylumpkins:

I love them. 

HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

(via anna-of-wonderland)

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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(Source: luuuvbug, via otakuwhoviansherlockian)